February 2012
20 posts
Jennifer: I want more days!
Me: You had four, isn't that enough?
Jennifer: When is four ever enough?
Me: Forever should always be enough.
One town's war on gay teens →
neslo:
heroicdestinysquad:
For real, fuck the Anoka-Hennepin school district.
This article is one of the most upsetting things I’ve read recently. And fuck all the adults in this school district.
The world needs an obvious injustice clause.
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I finally saw 127 Hours. Crazy, crazy film. And if...
is one of the jokes I tell.
Dog barking at every noise outside translation: “THIS TIME IT’S REAL GUYS I PROMISE!”
— Adam Holwerda (@adamholwerda) February 1, 2012
“We have to continually be jumping off cliffs and developing our wings on the way...”
– ~ Kurt Vonnegut (via martinaboone)
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lukemcgrath asked: Hi Adam, is that Elmore Leonard sketch yours?
January 2012
14 posts
Maurice Sendak vs. Stephen Colbert →
Facebook proves that even if we have good friends...
And that all good friends, no matter where they live, will continue to be good friends even when they never move to live with you and hang out on Friday and Saturday nights.
They still love you.
At some point in every writer's life
he begins to think that the things he thinks are important and that he should try to explain them because gee golly heck he’s a writer isn’t he and Mark Twain did it and why shouldn’t everyone get to be a witty columnist and still write novels everyone reads and talks about and have a following like Joss Whedon and
then he snaps out of it and reminds himself all the words he...
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The Cake President
Every night The Cake Boss initiates his secret Cake-Comm, in the Cake-Vault deep below the catacombs beneath Carlo’s Bakery.
“Cake President? It’s me, Buddy.”
“What is it this time, Buddy?”
“Look, I got a real problem! Just this week the water went brown, Mauro didn’t bring enough sugar, and a bride came in and squirted colors all over one of my...
Anonymous asked: Adam, what does the word "leadership" mean to you?
December 2011
8 posts
SIMONF: Go Daddy shows how desperate they are by... →
Oh hey! I will be doing this!
occupyallstreets:
After a successful boycott attempt endorsed by Anonymous and Reddit users, Go Daddy denounced their support for SOPA.
Customer Service reps are now calling customers who plan to transfer domains and begging them to stay.
Do not be fooled by their decision, Go Daddy not…
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I used to have a blog.
That’s true, that’s not just a thing I’m saying now. But I’ve always been at odds with blogging. On one hand, I just can’t convince myself that anyone should care what I’m thinking about or what I did during the day or who I’m currently disappointing or what I actually want to say about the things that are hurting my feelings or...
I Work For The Internet →
jimdewitt:
staff:
We work for the Internet. And we’re guessing many of you do too. Whether it’s researching, selling, coding, supporting, designing — so many of our careers depend on the Internet.
One argument that’s been made to Congress is that the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA) is needed to protect American jobs. In truth, the new liabilities this bill would impose on startups could stop...
November 2011
19 posts
The Majority Of Tumblr Posts
davidfuternick:
1. Bragging Posts
2. Cats
3. Memes
4. Memes with Cats
5. Pictures of Meals
6. Pictures Bragging About Meals
7. Good Music
8. Angry Rants
9. Videos of Babies
10. Angry Lists
11. Reblogs
A second experiment at the European facility that... →
starline:
inothernews:
joshsternberg:
More tests are needed. But, still.
No no, they just traveled back in time. IT’S JUST THE SAME EXPERIMENT OVER AND OVER AND OVER. THIS IS THE DARKEST TIMELINE.
I love the idea of all of this. As long as they don’t they don’t destroy this particular universe.
Exciting how much stuff we don’t know yet or something.
Things The Great American Novel Must Have
War
Magic
Love
Lovemaking
Violence
Injustice
Defiance
Legends
Apathy
Death
Baseball
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