2008

Oct

I started carrying

a lighter with me, because of how many people ask me if I have one. Now I can say yeah. And then...

My radiator is broken.

To Finally Sleep

I met you three days after the doctors told me I was going to die. You may remember, at that...

Ooh you’re so fine.

The eyeballing game

A guaranteed laugh every time. Trust me. CLICK-THROUGH OR...

streeter: I’m in this! Horray! I thought this script was particularly funny. I hope we lived up...

Dead Things

It was November and the crow’s nest was empty. I’d climbed to the top of the pine tree out in front...

“But an artichoke is a fish. It’s a fish! You put...”
— Libby

carolinemartin: Let’s remember our roots. I’m a sap for this.

FIRE IS SCIENCE!!!

As-Yet-Untitled-Adam-Holwerda-Sitcom-Proj...

I’m going to write and produce a pilot of a sitcom.Here are some of the basic thoughts I have...

My man, Jason Chan

seanmobrien: Don’t Vote! Here come the celebrities. Thanks Toby. Natalie Portman said I didn’t...

While They Are Watching Pushing Daisies

I am free to pontificate. Internet, these are the things that I like. Make me a list as fast as you...

Sleep deprivation does wonders for jelly beans and escape artists.

lifeofbk: Dexter: Episodes 301-304. Working in Hollywood has...

Sep

Oh hey. I stumbled this website today called...

I WANT TO KNOW WHO DID THIS.

SF Story Gripes and Grapes

TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT SCIENCE FICTION by Mike Brotherton A LIST OF EVERY PROBLEM EVERY STORY HAS...

Jeez. The things I think about that no one else would ever...

Nightwalker, by Geoffrey Forsyth

“When the personages of a tale deal in conversation, the talk...”
— Mark Twain, from his rules for...

How to Simulate Muxtape With Your...

Easy. Click up in the top left corner of your dashboard. There’s a button that says ‘All...

More 3AM T-Shirts.

Hey, the debate is on.

And it suuuucks.

T-Shirt Ideas at 3AM.

WHICH PFSC SHIRT SHOULD I GET!? OMGZ.

NEW TOPATOCO DESIGN!

Joshua Middleton is a cool artist. He does comic books. This...

Adam Holwerda. Destroyer of Viruses.

I had this crazy virus on my computer the other day. The kind that makes it so you can’t...

I’m using InDesign to lay out my...

Wuh Joo Tawkin Bout

I was just thinking how weird it was that the proper way to say some word combinations in English is...

blakewhitman: The Writer (via Vimeo)

lifeofbk: evanwalsh: “Human” by The Killers You might be able to download it here. (thanks...

Season 3

Season 3 of The Wire starts when?RIGHT NOW. Let’s hope it’s like Season 1 and not like...

Publisher's Note

Publisher’s Note: Peter Fogg was fifty-nine when he disappeared from the streets of Chicago on...

This new “comment” feature on statuses is really...

“Anyone who starts a sentence, “I think we can all...”
— Adam Holwerda

Nothing About You

I hate nothing about youmore than that grin;it hides your face, replacingyou with some gloating...

I saw part of this video on a commercial very late at night last week. And I spent a lot of time...

dalasverdugo: Daft Punk - Something About Us - Daft Loop Love (via ooo6) Wow, this guy took his...

This is what I’ve been doing tonight. It’s...

joshuar: Jonathan Haidt on the moral roots of liberals and conservatives Watch this. It will change...

So I might have solved a small problem. If I (from now on)...

What If I Got This Dog?

Super cute girl just smiled at me on the sidewalk. Probably never see her again.

This Is Not A Poem

Last night I found a tumorWart or growth or whateverOn the end of my thumbI watched it reach toward...

jeffrubinjeffrubin: I’ve already written about Braid, but for those just catching up I said: Braid...

On Not Voting

This is in response to a few things. First, there seems to be a lot of misunderstanding on what Not...

Alguien, Alguien Para Mi

I wrote a letter back to my grandparents this morning. Enclosed with it a short story, and sent it...

OMG. There are four of her.

“I actually put someone’s number in my phone as...”
— (847) 770-0556

I just had this feeling.

Like when you write something passionate, intricate and clear.And someone reblogs it. And summarizes...

It’s almost as if…these ads are…but no....

Rain

It rained all weekend. All of it. Therefore I have spent the days inside, reading, writing, and...

cassiecoutard: pixies- where is my mind Songs that begin with the word “Stop” are...

- Easily Fixable Ways

Today was the day I had three classes each with things due in them/things to do in them.First came...

lifeofbk: ianlee: … interesting. If this means live...

Jokes.

Mitch Hedberg is alive again, even if for only forty more minutes.Listening to him makes me think of...

“2:1”
— Ratio of people I follow...

the value of a relationship is diminished when both members become aware that no reward is inheremt...

I’m thinking about it.

“In FRANCE, Jacques LeFevrier left nothing to chance when he...”
— A Darwin Awards runner-up from...

I did this design for my Grandfather’s horseshoe team....

Things I Want.

An HD camcorder. An electric guitar. Evangeline Lilly. That’s it. If I get those, you...

Kendall (the art school my dad went to)

Karli: so. one of the profs at kendall has a poster of your dad's hanging up.
Karli: I told the prof I knew his son and was like "what!?" he wanted to know why you weren't @ kendall. I lol-ed.

Turns Out, "I Am Legend" Had A Good Ending....

My new design for Deadpan Designs. Thoughts?

Aug

I need to go to more concerts.

Seriously.

I don’t know if it was God or me who decided my life was going to suck, that my friends were...

“I had a dream I was a hot chick and people actually followed...”

Sometimes I write poems. I wrote this one for an upcoming...

"Hi, My Name Is Harold."

So. This is like. When you see those bumper stickers that...

The Internet and Modern Philosophy

Times come in the existence of civilizations when most, if not all, of current accepted thought must...

“Season 2 wasn’t as good.”
— Dexter

JEREMY CHAPMAN’S MOM KNOWS WHO I AM.

I want a T-Shirt now plz.

“Am I the only one who gets freaked out when visiting a...”
— But then again, I’m...

I wonder how she gets back into that peel.

Trying to sleep on a futon. Why is my life so awesome?

Oy. I can’t wait to see this movie. I am dreaming,...

James Jean, a new artist I like. I LIKE TO COLLECT ARTISTS.

“After the bust that “Harold and Kumar 2” turned...”
— Uhhh. This is from IMDB....

karenabad: I like this <3 The intro makes me laugh and the end makes me wow. If this was how...

Dexter

I downloaded the first two seasons of Dexter and have been watching it.I like it.I like that I think...

This was a project I was going to be doing with Simon...

If you’re in my phone but you don’t ever call me, this is what you’ll hear if you...

“Thanks me um. I just never router question. Um I power went...”
— Okay, so Youmail does this...

Sleeping Away Bobby Clark (Excerpted)

I saw this TV show. It was called Intervention. It was about how a family got together and had an...

dalasverdugo: blakewhitman: This is the first video I ever “liked” on Vimeo. Its also one of my...

This is my sister. She is awesome.

Christopedia, the encyclopedia the racist saved can edit.

So I'm Pretty Excited.

I’ve been writing a lot lately. And I’ve been doing a lot of push ups. I wonder if the...

“I can have any opinion I want, and it’s fine, but as...”
— I believe I can fly.

DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO FIX MY STUMBLE...

Seriously, I think I’m starting to go into withdrawal. Shaky hands, sweaty faces, extreme...

Goodbye 2008 Season. Hello twenty more years of Tigers...

“So I take an Oreo cookie, rip it apart, lick the cream out,...”
— On how I devour comfort...

To Whoever You Turn Out To Be

As a girl, you thought you’d grow up and be Rainbow Brite or an actress. You’re an...

“My “Stumble!” button doesn’t work...”

I can’t sleep.

I finally figured out how to change my profile picture on...

Why Everyone Should Use Vimeo. By Me.

The Website Is Down

The Next 5000 Days of the Web | A TED Talk

“Your voice is like a mixture of Fergie and Jesus!”
— John C. Reilly in...

Short Fiction and Such

Leather-Lip Lightman and the Ice Train - this was published in The Offbeat, MSU’s literary...

Time-Lapse Ghostography.

Jul

So I'm Taking A Break From The...

Here’s my away message. If you have anything urgent you need to talk to me about, call me. Not...

Why is it that crying makes your eyes hurt for the next five hours?

“Nah, it ends like no way you’ve ever been told it would....”
— The Stranger, about how the...

Aural Near Meth Experience 7/30/08 In which I talk about some stuff and those cars that are freaking...

From the comments: All sketch comedy groups out there…THIS is what the **** you should be doing. ...

carolinemartin: I laugh harder every time. This girl, at apex, is falling from a height approaching...

Now they see I funny.

http://adamholwerda.tumblr.com (link now?)

Hey, follow me on Tumblr and I’ll follow you back. adamholwerda.tumblr.com - I need more...

Watching Brianisinyou. I want to have one of these.

Maybe I should get a tattoon on my chest. Oh, right. This is...

“now, if you were teaching creative writing, he asked, what...”
— Bukowski

I like Dan Mumford too.

awesome-everyday: toomuchawesome: blakeley: juliaallison: ...

Mike Mitchell is awesome.

(Aural!) Near Meth Experience 7/27

A painting I did.