2008

Oct

I started carrying

a lighter with me,  because of how many people ask me if I have one. Now I can say yeah. And then...
Oct 10th
Warch Watch
My radiator is broken.
Oct 10th
I want.
Oct 9th

To Finally Sleep

I met you three days after the doctors told me I was going to die. You may remember, at that...
Oct 9th
Ooh you’re so fine.
Oct 9th
The eyeballing game
Oct 8th
A guaranteed laugh every time. Trust me. CLICK-THROUGH OR...
Oct 8th
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streeter: I’m in this!  Horray! I thought this script was particularly funny.  I hope we lived up...
Oct 7th

Dead Things

It was November and the crow’s nest was empty. I’d climbed to the top of the pine tree out in front...
Oct 6th
“But an artichoke is a fish. It’s a fish! You put...”
— Libby
Oct 6th
Warch Watch
carolinemartin: Let’s remember our roots. I’m a sap for this.
Oct 5th
WHOA.
Oct 5th
Warch Watch
FIRE IS SCIENCE!!!
Oct 3rd

As-Yet-Untitled-Adam-Holwerda-Sitcom-Proj...

I’m going to write and produce a pilot of a sitcom.Here are some of the basic thoughts I have...
Oct 3rd
My man, Jason Chan
Oct 3rd
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seanmobrien: Don’t Vote! Here come the celebrities. Thanks Toby. Natalie Portman said I didn’t...
Oct 2nd

While They Are Watching Pushing Daisies

I am free to pontificate. Internet, these are the things that I like. Make me a list as fast as you...
Oct 2nd
Warch Watch
Sleep deprivation does wonders for jelly beans and escape artists.
Oct 1st
lifeofbk: Dexter: Episodes 301-304. Working in Hollywood has...
Oct 1st

Sep

Oh hey. I stumbled this website today called...
Sep 30th
I WANT TO KNOW WHO DID THIS.
Sep 28th

SF Story Gripes and Grapes

TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT SCIENCE FICTION by Mike Brotherton A LIST OF EVERY PROBLEM EVERY STORY HAS...
Sep 27th
Jeez. The things I think about that no one else would ever...
Sep 27th
Nightwalker, by Geoffrey Forsyth
Sep 27th
“When the personages of a tale deal in conversation, the talk...”
— Mark Twain, from his rules for...
Sep 27th
Hmmmmmmmm.
Sep 27th

How to Simulate Muxtape With Your...

Easy. Click up in the top left corner of your dashboard. There’s a button that says ‘All...
Sep 27th
More 3AM T-Shirts.
Sep 27th

Hey, the debate is on.

And it suuuucks.
Sep 27th
T-Shirt Ideas at 3AM.
Sep 26th
WHICH PFSC SHIRT SHOULD I GET!? OMGZ.
Sep 26th
NEW TOPATOCO DESIGN!
Sep 26th
Joshua Middleton is a cool artist. He does comic books. This...
Sep 26th

Adam Holwerda. Destroyer of Viruses.

I had this crazy virus on my computer the other day. The kind that makes it so you can’t...
Sep 26th
I’m using InDesign to lay out my...
Sep 25th

Wuh Joo Tawkin Bout

I was just thinking how weird it was that the proper way to say some word combinations in English is...
Sep 23rd
Warch Watch
blakewhitman: The Writer (via Vimeo)
Sep 23rd
Listen Listen
lifeofbk: evanwalsh: “Human” by The Killers You might be able to download it here. (thanks...
Sep 23rd

Season 3

Season 3 of The Wire starts when?RIGHT NOW. Let’s hope it’s like Season 1 and not like...
Sep 22nd

Publisher's Note

Publisher’s Note: Peter Fogg was fifty-nine when he disappeared from the streets of Chicago on...
Sep 22nd
This new “comment” feature on statuses is really...
Sep 22nd
“Anyone who starts a sentence, “I think we can all...”
— Adam Holwerda
Sep 22nd

Nothing About You

I hate nothing about youmore than that grin;it hides your face, replacingyou with some gloating...
Sep 22nd
Warch Watch
I saw part of this video on a commercial very late at night last week. And I spent a lot of time...
Sep 22nd
Warch Watch
dalasverdugo: Daft Punk - Something About Us - Daft Loop Love (via ooo6) Wow, this guy took his...
Sep 19th
This is what I’ve been doing tonight. It’s...
Sep 18th
Warch Watch
joshuar: Jonathan Haidt on the moral roots of liberals and conservatives Watch this. It will change...
Sep 18th
So I might have solved a small problem. If I (from now on)...
Sep 17th
What If I Got This Dog?
Sep 17th
Super cute girl just smiled at me on the sidewalk. Probably never see her again.
Sep 17th

This Is Not A Poem

Last night I found a tumorWart or growth or whateverOn the end of my thumbI watched it reach toward...
Sep 17th
Warch Watch
jeffrubinjeffrubin: I’ve already written about Braid, but for those just catching up I said: Braid...
Sep 16th

On Not Voting

This is in response to a few things. First, there seems to be a lot of misunderstanding on what Not...
Sep 16th

Alguien, Alguien Para Mi

I wrote a letter back to my grandparents this morning. Enclosed with it a short story, and sent it...
Sep 16th
Warch Watch
OMG. There are four of her.
Sep 16th
“I actually put someone’s number in my phone as...”
— (847) 770-0556
Sep 15th

I just had this feeling.

Like when you write something passionate, intricate and clear.And someone reblogs it. And summarizes...
Sep 15th
It’s almost as if…these ads are…but no....
Sep 15th

Rain

It rained all weekend. All of it. Therefore I have spent the days inside, reading, writing, and...
Sep 14th
Warch Watch
Sep 14th
Listen Listen
cassiecoutard: pixies- where is my mind Songs that begin with the word “Stop” are...
Sep 12th

- Easily Fixable Ways

Today was the day I had three classes each with things due in them/things to do in them.First came...
Sep 12th
lifeofbk: ianlee: … interesting. If this means live...
Sep 11th

Jokes.

Mitch Hedberg is alive again, even if for only forty more minutes.Listening to him makes me think of...
Sep 10th
“2:1”
— Ratio of people I follow...
Sep 10th
the value of a relationship is diminished when both members become aware that no reward is inheremt...
Sep 9th
I’m thinking about it.
Sep 9th
“In FRANCE, Jacques LeFevrier left nothing to chance when he...”
— A Darwin Awards runner-up from...
Sep 7th
I did this design for my Grandfather’s horseshoe team....
Sep 7th

Things I Want.

An HD camcorder. An electric guitar. Evangeline Lilly. That’s it. If I get those, you...
Sep 7th

Kendall (the art school my dad went to)

Karli: so. one of the profs at kendall has a poster of your dad's hanging up.
Karli: I told the prof I knew his son and was like "what!?" he wanted to know why you weren't @ kendall. I lol-ed.
Sep 7th
Turns Out, "I Am Legend" Had A Good Ending....
Sep 7th
My new design for Deadpan Designs. Thoughts?
Sep 4th

Aug

Warch Watch
I need to go to more concerts.
Aug 30th

Seriously.

I don’t know if it was God or me who decided my life was going to suck, that my friends were...
Aug 30th
“I had a dream I was a hot chick and people actually followed...”
Aug 29th
Sometimes I write poems. I wrote this one for an upcoming...
Aug 28th
"Hi, My Name Is Harold."
Aug 28th
So. This is like. When you see those bumper stickers that...
Aug 28th

The Internet and Modern Philosophy

Times come in the existence of civilizations when most, if not all, of current accepted thought must...
Aug 26th
“Season 2 wasn’t as good.”
— Dexter
Aug 25th
Listen Listen
JEREMY CHAPMAN’S MOM KNOWS WHO I AM.
Aug 25th
Warch Watch
So.
Aug 24th
I want a T-Shirt now plz.
Aug 22nd
“Am I the only one who gets freaked out when visiting a...”
— But then again, I’m...
Aug 22nd
I wonder how she gets back into that peel.
Aug 22nd
Trying to sleep on a futon. Why is my life so awesome?
Aug 20th
Oy. I can’t wait to see this movie. I am dreaming,...
Aug 14th
James Jean, a new artist I like. I LIKE TO COLLECT ARTISTS.
Aug 14th
“After the bust that “Harold and Kumar 2” turned...”
— Uhhh. This is from IMDB....
Aug 13th
Warch Watch
karenabad: I like this <3  The intro makes me laugh and the end makes me wow. If this was how...
Aug 13th

Dexter

I downloaded the first two seasons of Dexter and have been watching it.I like it.I like that I think...
Aug 12th
This was a project I was going to be doing with Simon...
Aug 12th
Listen Listen
If you’re in my phone but you don’t ever call me, this is what you’ll hear if you...
Aug 11th
“Thanks me um. I just never router question. Um I power went...”
— Okay, so Youmail does this...
Aug 11th

Sleeping Away Bobby Clark (Excerpted)

I saw this TV show. It was called Intervention. It was about how a family got together and had an...
Aug 9th
Warch Watch
dalasverdugo: blakewhitman: This is the first video I ever “liked” on Vimeo. Its also one of my...
Aug 9th
Warch Watch
This is my sister. She is awesome.
Aug 8th
Christopedia, the encyclopedia the racist saved can edit.
Aug 8th

So I'm Pretty Excited.

I’ve been writing a lot lately. And I’ve been doing a lot of push ups. I wonder if the...
Aug 7th
“I can have any opinion I want, and it’s fine, but as...”
— I believe I can fly.
Aug 6th

DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO FIX MY STUMBLE...

Seriously, I think I’m starting to go into withdrawal. Shaky hands, sweaty faces, extreme...
Aug 6th
Goodbye 2008 Season. Hello twenty more years of Tigers...
Aug 6th
“So I take an Oreo cookie, rip it apart, lick the cream out,...”
— On how I devour comfort...
Aug 5th

To Whoever You Turn Out To Be

As a girl, you thought you’d grow up and be Rainbow Brite or an actress. You’re an...
Aug 5th
“My “Stumble!” button doesn’t work...”
Aug 5th
I can’t sleep.
Aug 4th
I finally figured out how to change my profile picture on...
Aug 4th
Listen Listen
Why Everyone Should Use Vimeo. By Me.
Aug 4th
The Website Is Down
Aug 3rd
The Next 5000 Days of the Web | A TED Talk
Aug 2nd
“Your voice is like a mixture of Fergie and Jesus!”
— John C. Reilly in...
Aug 2nd

Short Fiction and Such

Leather-Lip Lightman and the Ice Train - this was published in The Offbeat, MSU’s literary...
Aug 2nd
Time-Lapse Ghostography.
Aug 1st

Jul

So I'm Taking A Break From The...

Here’s my away message. If you have anything urgent you need to talk to me about, call me. Not...
Jul 30th
Why is it that crying makes your eyes hurt for the next five hours?
Jul 30th
“Nah, it ends like no way you’ve ever been told it would....”
— The Stranger, about how the...
Jul 30th
Listen Listen
Aural Near Meth Experience 7/30/08 In which I talk about some stuff and those cars that are freaking...
Jul 30th
Warch Watch
From the comments: All sketch comedy groups out there…THIS is what the **** you should be doing. ...
Jul 30th
Warch Watch
carolinemartin: I laugh harder every time. This girl, at apex, is falling from a height approaching...
Jul 30th
Now they see I funny.
Jul 30th
http://adamholwerda.tumblr.com (link now?)
Jul 29th
Hey, follow me on Tumblr and I’ll follow you back. adamholwerda.tumblr.com - I need more...
Jul 29th
Watching Brianisinyou. I want to have one of these.
Jul 29th
Maybe I should get a tattoon on my chest. Oh, right. This is...
Jul 28th
“now, if you were teaching creative writing, he asked, what...”
— Bukowski
Jul 28th
I like Dan Mumford too.
Jul 27th
awesome-everyday: toomuchawesome: blakeley: juliaallison: ...
Jul 27th
Mike Mitchell is awesome.
Jul 27th
Listen Listen
(Aural!) Near Meth Experience 7/27
Jul 27th
Warch Watch
A painting I did.
Jul 27th