I’m going to be in Chicago for the next few days, so I won’t really be available. That’s ok, right? Have a good weekend everyone. (via Broken Glass In The Frozen Grass)
Just Say Oh
Oh dear. Oh my dear gosh gollykins! I’m an angry, angry boy. And I’m not even going to get into how the Tigers blew a six run lead with only 4 innings left to play. That’s small potatoes. Big small potatoes. I actually had a decent time playing Ultimate frisbee today. There were like thirty people so we had four groups of six or seven (so not thirty people, but a lot) and we...
Meanwhile, fears of universal disaster sank to an all time low over the world.– Isaac Asimov
Individual science fiction stories may seem as trivial as ever to the blinder...– Isaac Asimov
I just have to quickly say that if you hadn’t noticed, now you can notice. The Detroit Tigers are in first place in the Major League. FIRST. Out of ALL THE TEAMS. That is all. (via Cartoon Violence)
As A Simpson
(via Cartoon Violence)
Adam Holwerda Reporting
Hey, what’s up? I felt like I should do a news post since it’s been almost a month. I find I have a love/hate relationship with Cartoon Violence, but that’s OK. I’m happy it exists, but I hate that I don’t do enough for it. But you don’t care about all that, probably. I lost my job at the UPS Store under some dubious conditions, so JGOTSPYS will have to end...
You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.– Jack Motha-Freakin London, Biznatch.
Adam Holwerda: Random chunks of skin falling out of my finger…twitter chastising me for making my post too long and “can I make it shorter next time?” NO (via Twitter / Adam Holwerda)
Nick Miller: ok ive never understood your away message, care to explain?
Adam Holwerda : nope
Adam Holwerda: Remembering that twitter even exists. What a weird experience. Also, weird that this happened: http://www.onlisareinsradar.com/archives/0027 (via Twitter / Adam Holwerda)
Me: btw someone got lost their arm at the ice cream shop
Sara: that sentence makes no sense. who lost an arm? they got lost and found an arm? their arm got lost and found ice cream? What? Was it great lakes ice cream co.? Did Scott lose their arm? I'm terribly confused on account of your syntax.
Me: a 21 year old kid got his arm chewed off by the ice cream machine. is that better syntax?
Roswell aliens theory revived by deathbed... →