adam holwerda's brain itches.

2009

December 9
November 18
October 44
September 67
August 74
July 76
June 31
May 51
April 47
March 62
February 60
January 54

2008

December 35
November 37
October 55
September 54
August 41
July 41
June 44
May 24
April 45
March 9
February 18
January 3

2007

December 34
November 5
October 3
September 16
August 18
July 21
June 40
May
April
March
February
January
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jeffrubinjeffrubin: This week on Bleep Bloop me, Sarah, Kumail and Pete check out some Beat ‘Em...
Oct 30th
lifeofbk: ianlee: … interesting. If this means live...
Oct 29th
“inadvertently had been parked”
— The strangest four (connected)...
Oct 29th

I turn on ESPN for one minute

and see a guy run out of the endzone and break his leg on a metal cart. Like, his shin just snaps....
Oct 29th
Oh I Was Going To Post This Link.
Oct 29th
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Poor Batty.
Oct 28th

Riesen, Rolo, or Duds?

TUMBLR NEEDS A POLL OPTION!
Oct 28th
Man these wrinkley templates look awesome.
Oct 27th
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joshuar: electric stimulus to face -test3 ( Daito Manabe ) (via daito) Whoa. I stopped thinking he...
Oct 26th
A design I decided I’m going to keep to myself. See,...
Oct 26th

Would Like To Design A T-Shirt That Has

A really stressed out guy yelling at the top of his voice, “EVERYBODY REMAIN CALM!”...
Oct 26th

I Wrote A Bit Today.

Hell was a desert at night, cold and dry. His mouth was full of sand. He laid there for several...
Oct 22nd
“You don’t have to burn books to destroy a culture....”
— Ray Bradbury. I finished my...
Oct 22nd
Hey, so I didn’t give up. I went for it. I completely...
Oct 20th

I Just Did The Stupidest Thing

You know that design I was working on for Woot? The t-shirt a couple posts below this? Well, I was...
Oct 19th
Overheard tailgating: Hey Newman! You want to put your balls where your mouth are?
Oct 18th
Shirt I’m working on for Woot.
Oct 18th
A timely tee from teefury.com. Maybe the joke won’t be...
Oct 17th
“To prepare for his role as Nick, Michael Cera lived alone in...”
— Hmmm. Nick and Norah’s...
Oct 17th

Of Course

the Red Sox are losing 7-0 when I turn the game on. And now it’s 7-7. WTF. EDIT EDIT. The Red...
Oct 17th

Plus and Minus

Frankson: HAHAA
Frankson: look at this
Frankson: "Plus is great, however, your decision to limit groups, channels, and albums seems a little unfair since these were unlimited before plus."
Frankson: "I'm sorry, Jared, but think of the alternative: If we had limited those numbers before Plus launched, we would have been restricting you without giving you the option to pay to remove those restrictions."
Adam Holwerda: that's not logical
Adam Holwerda: at all
Frankson: don't restrict it at all!
Adam Holwerda: i just don't get it
Adam Holwerda: where do they think of these things?
Adam Holwerda: obviously they're looking for more incentive for people to pay the money, but all the people who wanted to pay for the added upload space would already have paid. and that's essentially it. no one was clamoring for added hd uploads - we had as many as we wanted! now it's limited to 1. no one cared about having limits on our groups and channels, because there wasn't any! why they didn't just make it about space and conversion and quality without bringing these other things into it is beyond me.
Adam Holwerda: plus for others shouldn't be minus for us
Oct 17th
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dalasverdugo: blakewhitman: We did it. I am unbelievably proud of our team. soxiam: Introducing...
Oct 16th

Not a Hypothetical Question

Situation: You find yourself in need of a public toilet. There is enough toilet paper to cover the...
Oct 16th
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An interview! My sister says nothing.
Oct 15th
Writing papers makes me wish I had a time machine. I’d travel to tomorrow and get what it was...
Oct 15th

Reading The Road: 1

First twenty pages: It’s cold. A man and a boy (maybe his son, maybe not) are walking south....
Oct 14th

If I Hear

one more book described as “gripping,” by a professional book reviewer, I’m going...
Oct 14th
It’s for sale here! Buy it, or don’t.
Oct 13th
carolinemartin: Adam and I got #9 and #8 respectively just...
Oct 13th
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I WILL PREVAIL.
Oct 13th

Poetry-Mid-Term-Self-Evaluation-Kinda

I’m a narrator. The kind of writer that narrates. To me, it’s more of an identity than it is an...
Oct 13th
My sister is cool. This is her doing her Cultural Crossing...
Oct 13th
The text reads, “God Made Me Twice”
Oct 12th
Wonderful, Beautiful, Amazing.
Oct 11th
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Funny story. I went to this concert last week, but my friends and I left before this band started...
Oct 11th

I'm an idiot.

and I have no willpower.
Oct 11th

I started carrying

a lighter with me,  because of how many people ask me if I have one. Now I can say yeah. And then...
Oct 10th
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My radiator is broken.
Oct 10th
I want.
Oct 9th

To Finally Sleep

I met you three days after the doctors told me I was going to die. You may remember, at that...
Oct 9th
Ooh you’re so fine.
Oct 9th
The eyeballing game
Oct 8th
A guaranteed laugh every time. Trust me. CLICK-THROUGH OR...
Oct 8th
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streeter: I’m in this!  Horray! I thought this script was particularly funny.  I hope we lived up...
Oct 7th

Dead Things

It was November and the crow’s nest was empty. I’d climbed to the top of the pine tree out in front...
Oct 6th
“But an artichoke is a fish. It’s a fish! You put...”
— Libby
Oct 6th
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carolinemartin: Let’s remember our roots. I’m a sap for this.
Oct 5th
WHOA.
Oct 5th
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FIRE IS SCIENCE!!!
Oct 3rd

As-Yet-Untitled-Adam-Holwerda-Sitcom-Proj...

I’m going to write and produce a pilot of a sitcom. Here are some of the basic thoughts I have...
Oct 3rd
My man, Jason Chan
Oct 3rd
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seanmobrien: Don’t Vote! Here come the celebrities. Thanks Toby. Natalie Portman said I...
Oct 2nd

While They Are Watching Pushing Daisies

I am free to pontificate. Internet, these are the things that I like. Make me a list as fast as you...
Oct 2nd
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Sleep deprivation does wonders for jelly beans and escape artists.
Oct 1st
lifeofbk: Dexter: Episodes 301-304. Working in Hollywood has...
Oct 1st