April 2008
45 posts
There will be a new comic on Wednesday. Get excited. You know you’re ready. And I’m a lazy ass.
Apr 29th
You know what I think? Writing a story every day is a bad idea. A week? Ok. But every day…jeez, and a page is a story? Whatever.
Apr 29th
“Be a sadist. No matter how sweet and innocent your leading characters, make...”
– Kurt Vonnegut
Apr 28th
Apr 28th
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I’m gonna puke on your foot. Only ten cents.
Apr 28th
Apr 27th
I’m cold. Metaphorically and literally, not warm.
Apr 26th
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Fell asleep for four hours and woke up with a headsplitter. Would check Facebook but don’t want to get ambushed by the instant message thing
Apr 24th
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Shower, then food, then ULTIMATE!!!!
Apr 23rd
Just finished my exam…I’m so STUPID! I couldn’t place a passage from Hamlet’s speech to Yorick’s skull…and I KNOW THAT SPEECH! GRRR.
Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
I had Ben & Jerry’s Cinnamon Bun ice cream last night. Bizarro world.
Apr 23rd
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There is a comic strip opening at the State News (MSU’s paper), because this kid is graduating. Should I try and get it?
Apr 22nd
Why do I always procrastinate when I know I can’t?
Apr 21st
“Fewer than half of the 16,200 major league baseball players have ever hit a home...”
– It’s a supposed “fact.” Really? Because if we look at this, we assume that it’s trying to get us to believe that out of all the baseball players, less than half of them have hit home runs. So, more than half of them haven’t hit home runs. But the way it says it…is...
Apr 20th
There are comments here now as well.
Cans’t thou believe’t?
Apr 20th
Time to sleep.
Apr 19th
Ok so I’m a bad person. MLB.TV blacks out all the games I want to watch so I hacked it. Sorry.
Apr 19th
About to play frisbee. I love frisbee.
Apr 18th
I love the shower…I always think of things in there. Like comic strips or, I just thought out the entire plot of a story I have to write.
Apr 17th
Apr 17th
Apr 17th
“You can’t expect to win every time you expect to win.”
– Me, during a poker tournament that I…uh, well I won. But I didn’t expect to.
Apr 17th
What’s this? The Tigers start winning and the Red Wings start losing? Gee.
Apr 17th
What are you doing? WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?! OH MY GOD TWITTER WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
Apr 17th
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No, I’m not on hiatus. Yes, I am lazy. HEY, GUREWITCH DOES IT!
Apr 16th
When do I root for the Red Sox and Yankees? When they play Cleveland. I hate Cleveland.
Apr 16th
Tigers just came back in the bottom of the eighth. AGAIN. YIPPEE!!!
Apr 16th
Man…no, I’m not going to say anything. It’s just…man.
Apr 16th
My stomach hurts. Twitter.
Apr 16th
Eek, A Penis: http://tinyurl.com/4ltvwb
Apr 14th
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Now hosting my dad’s website: bruceholwerda.com
Apr 14th
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Jesus, why am I still awake?
Apr 14th
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Well, it’s apparent what’s happened to the Tigers. Brandon Inge hasn’t been hitting two grand slams a game.
Apr 14th
Watching “Into The Wild”
Apr 13th
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A man in a bloody poncho (who might once have been a cowboy, but brought with him neither horse nor boyhood) stumbled into the dead town.
Apr 12th
Yep, Dontrelle’s hurt. $#!T
Apr 12th
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I’m confused. Is the actor who plays Clint’s partner in “For a Few Dollars More” supposed to be the same CHARACTER as in Good Bad and Ugly?
Apr 12th
Can someone shoot the bullpen?
Apr 11th
Which team in the Majors has the worst luck? The one that’s gonna lose 8 of the first 9 games.
Apr 11th
I really want to write this story for my writing workshop but I know I can’t do it by tomorrow. Should I still try?
Apr 11th
Gotta make sure I get the classes I want…
Apr 10th
Or: A group of quixotic dimension-tripping lycanthropes with nanotechnology questioning authority in the Nine Circles of Hell.
Apr 10th
Just got twitterfox. That might help.
Apr 10th
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Apr 4th
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