April 2008
45 posts
There will be a new comic on Wednesday. Get excited. You know you’re ready. And I’m a lazy ass.
You know what I think? Writing a story every day is a bad idea. A week? Ok. But every day…jeez, and a page is a story? Whatever.
“Be a sadist. No matter how sweet and innocent your leading characters, make...”
– Kurt Vonnegut
I’m gonna puke on your foot. Only ten cents.
I’m cold. Metaphorically and literally, not warm.
Fell asleep for four hours and woke up with a headsplitter. Would check Facebook but don’t want to get ambushed by the instant message thing
Shower, then food, then ULTIMATE!!!!
Just finished my exam…I’m so STUPID! I couldn’t place a passage from Hamlet’s speech to Yorick’s skull…and I KNOW THAT SPEECH! GRRR.
I had Ben & Jerry’s Cinnamon Bun ice cream last night. Bizarro world.
There is a comic strip opening at the State News (MSU’s paper), because this kid is graduating. Should I try and get it?
Why do I always procrastinate when I know I can’t?
“Fewer than half of the 16,200 major league baseball players have ever hit a home...”
– It’s a supposed “fact.” Really? Because if we look at this, we assume that it’s trying to get us to believe that out of all the baseball players, less than half of them have hit home runs. So, more than half of them haven’t hit home runs. But the way it says it…is...
There are comments here now as well.
Cans’t thou believe’t?
Time to sleep.
Ok so I’m a bad person. MLB.TV blacks out all the games I want to watch so I hacked it. Sorry.
About to play frisbee. I love frisbee.
I love the shower…I always think of things in there. Like comic strips or, I just thought out the entire plot of a story I have to write.
“You can’t expect to win every time you expect to win.”
– Me, during a poker tournament that I…uh, well I won. But I didn’t expect to.
What’s this? The Tigers start winning and the Red Wings start losing? Gee.
What are you doing? WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?! OH MY GOD TWITTER WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
No, I’m not on hiatus. Yes, I am lazy. HEY, GUREWITCH DOES IT!
When do I root for the Red Sox and Yankees? When they play Cleveland. I hate Cleveland.
Tigers just came back in the bottom of the eighth. AGAIN. YIPPEE!!!
Man…no, I’m not going to say anything. It’s just…man.
My stomach hurts. Twitter.
Eek, A Penis: http://tinyurl.com/4ltvwb
Now hosting my dad’s website: bruceholwerda.com
Jesus, why am I still awake?
Well, it’s apparent what’s happened to the Tigers. Brandon Inge hasn’t been hitting two grand slams a game.
Watching “Into The Wild”
A man in a bloody poncho (who might once have been a cowboy, but brought with him neither horse nor boyhood) stumbled into the dead town.
Yep, Dontrelle’s hurt. $#!T
I’m confused. Is the actor who plays Clint’s partner in “For a Few Dollars More” supposed to be the same CHARACTER as in Good Bad and Ugly?
Can someone shoot the bullpen?
Which team in the Majors has the worst luck? The one that’s gonna lose 8 of the first 9 games.
I really want to write this story for my writing workshop but I know I can’t do it by tomorrow. Should I still try?
Gotta make sure I get the classes I want…
Or: A group of quixotic dimension-tripping lycanthropes with nanotechnology questioning authority in the Nine Circles of Hell.
Just got twitterfox. That might help.
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