I Tremble For Our Children →
You know your life sucks when– more Grand Theft Auto characters want to hang out with you than real people do.
ABC working with Veoh
supersecretdownlowhollywoodradar: After holding back on joining Hulu, ABC signed a deal with Veoh to make full episodes of prime time shows available on veoh.com… Users who discover a show on Veoh will actually pull up ABC’s own player to watch the video with pre-sold ads. Dipshit old media move, ABC. Way to think that through. Instead of using an extrememly popular, successful, proven...
This is what it sounds like when people prank call...
Seriously, watch this video. →
Click the link and watch the video, bro. Seriously. Sister, click it. Bro, sis. Click the BUTT OWN.
I just deleted a photo from my tumblr because the white in the photo...
tuneage: Regina Spektor - “The Call” This song...
I’m trying to tan. But I have a theory that the whiter you are, the harder...
OMG THE CATHOLICS HATE HIM JUST AS MUCH AS I DO!!! →
SHOULD I CUT MY HAIR REALLY SHORT
Is it weird that I finished a phone conversation today by saying, “I hunger for your loins.” ? Don’t answer that.
Omg les mcclaine slash marxuach comic now a tv series
I have a headache. Think I’ll have some pie.
Griblems For Real →
A few years ago I made up a word. Griblem: Anything found between the pages of a library book that relays information about the life of the person as it was when they were reading that book. This does not include writings found on pages - the griblem must be removable. Example: I found an air ticket stub of someone going from Chicago to Seattle in a book about quantum physics.
Converting HD takes a hella long time.
Hello, this is the police, isn’t it? The police? 911? Yes, it’s an...– Or something like this.
Godaddy just called me to have a personal chat. It was actually very nice and informative. Who knew boobs gave good customer service?
Want to Be
Back in the Bama. Boy was that a long trip.
Get used to it, buddy. You’re in the art show business now.– A kid, to my father, when there was no way past the kid’s dad’s van and he requested the van be moved. Does what I just wrote even make sense?
It curled up, a hairy puddle of skin, a pudding of ears and eye jelly And looked up the trunks of two shaven oaks, all calves and inner thigh And mewled and sipped the salt from ribbed ankles.
Art Show Patron, 66, Female
It was flower print, dark blue, and she’d stuffed all her angles in it like a stingy bagboy with too many egg cartons. “Georgia, I’ll pull my dress up and you can kiss my butt.” They waddled past and I imagined for a panicked moment that she would do it, and that Georgia would go blind and take Ohio with her.
Thanks, I guess, Tigers. For making it so this year I don’t have to wait...– I guess I don’t.
Exponential Tech Predictions →
All you geeks know about the singularity, right? Also, this pertains to the above: How to Fit 1 TB of Info on a Thumb Drive
Too tired to sleep. That Mountain Dew and Curb Your Enthusiasm probably...
Holwerda How-To: Steal Internet from Your 3.5 ...
Have you heard of this thing? Wayport? Yeah? Well, what it is is this: The hotel offers free internet in the lobby, but to get that same WIFI that you get FREE downstairs, you have to pay these guys ten bucks a night to get IN YOUR ROOM. TEN BUCKS A NIGHT for something that, with the purchase of a suite, SHOULD BE FREE ANYWAY. This got me thinking hard about that Net Neutrality thing. This...
People Who Want WIFI Banned →
But not why you think.
Between the Bars
I’m gonna start posting more and more and more to my tumblog, in celebration of the fact that it’s soon going to represent my ONLY blog-like structure. Whether or not what I post is going to be original content or just stuff I find or gets sent to me remains to be seen. And, by God, it will be seen. Tomorrow I will post more. Now is sleepy beddy time. A tip: when sleeping on pullout...
What am I supposed to do when someone leaves me a...
I’m afraid to go to sleep again because of how vivid my dream was earlier today. What if it’s so real I believe it completely and coma?
I’m having my phone calls forwarded to your desk. Take all my messages down and...– Part of a something I’m writing for a book.