June 2008
44 posts
Jun 27th
I Tremble For Our Children →
Jun 27th
“You know your life sucks when”
– more Grand Theft Auto characters want to hang out with you than real people do.
Jun 27th
ABC working with Veoh
supersecretdownlowhollywoodradar: After holding back on joining Hulu, ABC signed a deal with Veoh to make full episodes of prime time shows available on veoh.com… Users who discover a show on Veoh will actually pull up ABC’s own player to watch the video with pre-sold ads. Dipshit old media move, ABC.  Way to think that through.  Instead of using an extrememly popular, successful, proven...
Jun 25th
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Jun 24th
ListenThis is what it sounds like when people prank call...
Jun 22nd
Seriously, watch this video. →
Click the link and watch the video, bro. Seriously. Sister, click it. Bro, sis. Click the BUTT OWN.
Jun 21st
“I just deleted a photo from my tumblr because the white in the photo...”
Jun 21st
Listentuneage: Regina Spektor - “The Call” This song...
Jun 21st
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Jun 21st
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Jun 20th
“I’m trying to tan. But I have a theory that the whiter you are, the harder...”
Jun 19th
OMG THE CATHOLICS HATE HIM JUST AS MUCH AS I DO!!! →
Jun 18th
SHOULD I CUT MY HAIR REALLY SHORT
Jun 18th
Is it weird that I finished a phone conversation today by saying, “I hunger for your loins.” ? Don’t answer that.
Jun 18th
Omg les mcclaine slash marxuach comic now a tv series
Jun 15th
Jun 14th
I have a headache. Think I’ll have some pie.
Jun 14th
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Si, moleste.
Jun 14th
Griblems For Real →
A few years ago I made up a word. Griblem: Anything found between the pages of a library book that relays information about the life of the person as it was when they were reading that book. This does not include writings found on pages - the griblem must be removable. Example: I found an air ticket stub of someone going from Chicago to Seattle in a book about quantum physics.
Jun 12th
Converting HD takes a hella long time.
Jun 11th
“Hello, this is the police, isn’t it? The police? 911? Yes, it’s an...”
– Or something like this.
Jun 11th
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Al Obama
Jun 11th
Godaddy just called me to have a personal chat. It was actually very nice and informative. Who knew boobs gave good customer service?
Jun 11th
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Want to Be
Jun 10th
Back in the Bama. Boy was that a long trip.
Jun 10th
“Get used to it, buddy. You’re in the art show business now.”
– A kid, to my father, when there was no way past the kid’s dad’s van and he requested the van be moved. Does what I just wrote even make sense?
Jun 10th
Hush, Pup
It curled up, a hairy puddle of skin, a pudding of ears and eye jelly And looked up the trunks of two shaven oaks, all calves and inner thigh And mewled and sipped the salt from ribbed ankles.
Jun 7th
Jun 7th
Art Show Patron, 66, Female
It was flower print, dark blue, and she’d stuffed all her angles in it like a stingy bagboy with too many egg cartons. “Georgia, I’ll pull my dress up and you can kiss my butt.” They waddled past and I imagined for a panicked moment that she would do it, and that Georgia would go blind and take Ohio with her.
Jun 7th
“Thanks, I guess, Tigers. For making it so this year I don’t have to wait...”
– I guess I don’t.
Jun 7th
Exponential Tech Predictions →
All you geeks know about the singularity, right? Also, this pertains to the above: How to Fit 1 TB of Info on a Thumb Drive
Jun 6th
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“Too tired to sleep. That Mountain Dew and Curb Your Enthusiasm probably...”
Jun 6th
Jun 5th
Holwerda How-To: Steal Internet from Your 3.5 ...
Have you heard of this thing? Wayport? Yeah? Well, what it is is this: The hotel offers free internet in the lobby, but to get that same WIFI that you get FREE downstairs, you have to pay these guys ten bucks a night to get IN YOUR ROOM. TEN BUCKS A NIGHT for something that, with the purchase of a suite, SHOULD BE FREE ANYWAY. This got me thinking hard about that Net Neutrality thing. This...
Jun 5th
People Who Want WIFI Banned →
But not why you think.
Jun 4th
Between the Bars
I’m gonna start posting more and more and more to my tumblog, in celebration of the fact that it’s soon going to represent my ONLY blog-like structure. Whether or not what I post is going to be original content or just stuff I find or gets sent to me remains to be seen. And, by God, it will be seen. Tomorrow I will post more. Now is sleepy beddy time. A tip: when sleeping on pullout...
Jun 4th
Jun 4th
ListenWhat am I supposed to do when someone leaves me a...
Jun 4th
Jun 4th
I’m afraid to go to sleep again because of how vivid my dream was earlier today. What if it’s so real I believe it completely and coma?
Jun 2nd
“I’m having my phone calls forwarded to your desk. Take all my messages down and...”
– Part of a something I’m writing for a book.
Jun 2nd
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Get educated.
Jun 2nd
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Jun 2nd