So I'm Taking A Break From The Internet.
Here’s my away message. If you have anything urgent you need to talk to me about, call me. Not that I expect anyone to, because no one sends me messages or e-mails when things are urgent anyway. Why a break? Well, I guess I feel like I don’t get enough back from my interactions online to justify how much I put into them. Besides, it’s just depressing how infrequently any of those...
Why is it that crying makes your eyes hurt for the next five hours?
Nah, it ends like no way you’ve ever been told it would. Like a magic trick....– The Stranger, about how the world ends.
Aural Near Meth Experience 7/30/08 In which I...
From the comments: All sketch comedy groups out there…THIS is what the **** you should be doing. Great job. Hardy Har.
carolinemartin: I laugh harder every time. This girl, at apex, is falling from a height approaching forty feet. That’s higher than a ten-meter diving board. Holy crap. The video only shows for me in the Dashboard, so here’s a link to it.
Watching Brianisinyou. I want to have one of these.
http://adamholwerda.tumblr.com (link now?)
Hey, follow me on Tumblr and I’ll follow you back. adamholwerda.tumblr.com - I need more validation.
now, if you were teaching creative writing, he asked, what would you tell...– Bukowski
(Aural!) Near Meth Experience 7/27
A painting I did.
Please, hear me out. Novelists, filmmakers, comic book artists, television show producers and every large to mid-size media outlet: Stop NYCtorbating. If I were a visiting alien from another universe, and I stumbled on our planet, and spent any time watching movies and tv shows, and reading books, I’d probably be sure that New York City was the be-all and end-all of American city life. I...
No, I’m not suicidal.
Watchmen (MOVIE TRAILER) →
Oh yeah, baby. Caroline, you still have my Watchmen.
Every time I find out someone new is following me, I feel like I have to tweet. Just to let that person know I actually still exist.
Gotham Cable News →
Much like the BNL website, this added third dimension of reality in works of fiction is really pretty awesome.
Women are hot.
In three hundred years men will study King as they do Shakespeare.
So I didn’t win.– But these people did. And now I can send it out to be published elsewhere!
1. Make your character want something. 2. Have him/her run into some sort of...– Paraphrasing this article, which is worth reading.
Tonight, He Comes
I just read the entire script, excepting page 125, in which somehow a dead woman lives again and a super-person disappears. It’s Hancock, you see. Before Will Smith. Back when it was just obscenity and coincidence, and didn’t have anything to do with Charlise Theron and her stupid plot twist. And it turns out people are complaining about the doctoring of the script, of the complete...
Due to the amount of submissions within both Wordclay’s Single Short Story and...– Wordclay Judges, about the contest I’m entered in. Gonna win? Uh. All signs point to NO. (2000?!?! HFS!) Even if it’s only out of a thousand, because half of the stories are going to be bad…I still don’t stand a chance.
Was good. I went by myself, and felt like a tool, because of all the parents with their kids there. I almost felt like they were watching me, thinking “Where’s your kid?” at me. I don’t know where my kid is. I do know that, along with the other seventeen trillion billion people who have already seen this movie, I liked it. It was cute, it was romantic, and most...
WALL-E it is: 7 PM
Should I: Go see WALL-E by myself tonight or watch the Tigers probably get...– First comment decides.