For Fans of Charlie Kaufman and Philosophy
Mar 4th
Alphabetanumerica.
A couple of years ago I was apparently working on an alphabet book. I don’t know where A-D...
Mar 2nd
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danhacker:
‘The Office’ Musical
Love it. This is pure ‘Office’ fan service. This video almost...
Mar 1st
One thing I like about myself is that I’m not easily...
Mar 1st
In this episode of The Hills, the stingy liker posts his...
Mar 1st
Why Lightsabers (Would) Suck.
Star Wars came out in 1977. Even if you haven’t seen the film (who are you?), you still...
Mar 1st
CLICK THIS LINK AND DROOL ALONG WITH ME.
Mar 1st
Spanking-Age Child
My second rejection :D Dear Adam Holwerda, Thank you for sending us “Wednesday’s...
Mar 1st
Mar 1st
Why Wolverine's Six Blades Decrease His...
I needed some new razors yesterday and I bought these crazy awesome 3-bladed Bic guys who make me...
Feb 28th
The only time
anyone ever reblogs me is when I post some stupid picture I got from Stumbleupon. Or if the person...
Feb 27th
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hilarysiegel:
benjoseph:
joshruben:
I play Sarah’s new boyfriend this Sunday.
Josh Ruben is one...
Feb 27th
Hello. I would like a Kindle.
Please?
Feb 27th
Three trash bags. Clayton filled them all, and still his room looked sad. He tried to cheer it up,...
Feb 26th
Thursday, February 26th, 2009 or "And...
11:30 AM - Wakey wakey. Breakfast? 12:40 PM - 20th Century English Novels (OH, MAYBE WE’LL...
Feb 26th
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
8-9:30 AM - Finish Chaucer Paper regarding Canterbury Tales. 9:40 AM - Eat breakfast,...
Feb 25th
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Biggest WTF of the night.
Feb 25th
These internet brushes with faux-fame get me. They really...
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
Could this be the birth of a new webcomic, entitled...
Feb 25th
I didn’t make this but I agree with it.
(My favorite...
Feb 24th
My First Actual Rejection YAY!!
“Sorry, I don’t think I can use this one. It takes place in too much of a blank,...
Feb 24th
Clayton eyed the shortcut, considering. His feet might get wet, but it would save time. He started...
Feb 23rd
Veronique Meignaud is better than you.
Feb 21st
He stepped out of the van
and the sky opened up on him, pelting him with rain. He shuffled toward the building, head down,...
Feb 21st
Coooool. Ryan Ottley is (you guessed it) better than you.
Feb 18th
Holwerda's 3 Laws of Writing
1. No matter how much you’re writing, it’s not enough. 2. No matter how many times you...
Feb 17th
“There is more to me than this,” the old dude said, and flicked his earlobe. Clayton...
Feb 17th
WRITERS: Stop reading and writing about writing. It’s counter-productive. Go lock yourself in...
Feb 16th
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Okay now I…I have two fingers. Eh.
Feb 16th
Ian Francis is better than you.
Feb 16th
“Violets are blue,
Roses are red.
On Valentine’s Day...”
— I wrote this poem for a girl,...
— I wrote this poem for a girl,...
Feb 14th
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First video with the HD Camcorder I got for cheapola. I’m not tripping balls, I just like the...
Feb 14th
Web Design Woes.
Feb 14th
Oh, I get it. Thanks, dude. Snow on me.
Feb 14th
It laughed at him. A red grinning balloon. Clayton ripped its head open and devoured its helium...
Feb 14th
Awww, I went and made an actual web menu out of it. Why am I...
Feb 13th
Weird. I don’t seem to have any of these books. Do...
Feb 13th
GPOYW. The book is Ulysses.
Feb 12th
Look at me, Clayton thought. Look at me so I can pretend I know you! But her pigtails never swished....
Feb 11th
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I can’t not post this. Holy God.
Feb 11th
Ronald Kurniawan is better than you.
Feb 11th
Clayton fumed. This, the fifth time since his patent was rejected that he’d been mistaken for...
Feb 10th
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I think I’m sharing a genius with some guy in the Ukraine who doodles on the walls with poo.
Feb 10th
Feb 10th
It was getting dark. Clayton knew that he had only minutes to secure his place in Valhalla. He...
Feb 9th
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Weird. I just watched this to study for my Chaucer class. That it even exists is almost too much to...
Feb 9th
O_o
I just had an impromptu writing session. Impromptu means it wasn’t planned, it just happened....
Feb 9th
Some Things I Did Today
Read the first chapter of Ulysses by James Joyce. Impressions? Not as hard as I had been told....
Feb 8th
Raise Your Hand
if you post things on your tumblr based on how they will look…on your tumblr. Raise ‘em...
Feb 7th
lifeofbk:
leitch:
ONE FOOT DOWN! ONE FOOT DOWN!
(It’s...
Feb 6th
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Draaaaaaaaaaaank.
Feb 6th
There's A Last Comic Standing Type Thing...
I think I’m going to try out. “My last girlfriend used to say ‘bite me,’...
Feb 5th
“yo dude, We are outahere again tomorrow morning, gone about...”
— My dad e-mailed me. He’s...
— My dad e-mailed me. He’s...
Feb 5th
NOT a LOST spoiler
sandboxwarrior: Challenge me, Lost! Make me work for it. I’ve been able to call the end of every...
Feb 5th
Jeff Soto is better than you.
Feb 5th
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I want to see it. Now.
Feb 5th
Top Ten Ways To Learn To Write Better.
10. Read 9. Write Repeat five times.
Feb 4th
Morgan Blair is better than you.
Feb 4th
Behold the mighty pantsfolio. Bow before it.
Feb 3rd
Are You In My 5? (Call Me.)
5. Kathleen Robertson 4. Olivia Wilde 3. Kate Beckinsale 2. Megan Fox And….(drumroll please) ...
Feb 3rd
I Don't Wanna.
I have to figure out why at university there seems to always be two or three weeks of smooth sailing...
Feb 3rd
All the seats were filled but one, against the wall and hugging a sweaty radiator. Clayton sighed,...
Feb 2nd
With growing trepidation, Clayton pounded at the keys. The story wouldn’t come out of him -...
Feb 2nd
Tub Head
I imagined today that I found an old woman in the bath (or at least her head) Puffed out like a...
Feb 1st
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I want. Chocolate.
Feb 1st