May 2009
51 posts
In a supermarket in rural Florida listening to Sufjan Stevens’ Chicago on the PA. What are the odds?
May 31st
Twittering from The Magic Kingdom! Pirates ride up first. Booyah!
May 30th
“The most memorable thing Ezra Pound ever wrote was his name.”
May 27th
May 27th
Dear Lulu Author, Congratulations, your book has been selected for listing on Amazon.com’s Marketplace! As a result, your book will now be easily found on the world’s largest online bookseller. There will be some differences between your listing on Lulu and your listing on Amazon. Amazon charges a fee to list your book, and in order to cover that cost your book will be listed with a...
May 27th
“Every meal I eat from now on has to include guacamole.”
May 27th
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Memories of Push
In 2002, there was a short-lived mystery television show about an IRS agent who travels to Push, Nevada to find out about a strange mishandling of tax money by a casino. It ran for seven episodes before it was cancelled. I watched it. There was a mystery that the viewer could solve, because in every episode there would be a clue or two. If you solved the mystery first, you won $1,045,000. I was...
May 27th
Procured (awesome word) a desk, going to the zoo, heading to a party. Yes Man has already made my life better. Haven’t met Zooey Deschanel.
May 25th
Going to go live at Epicentre next week
thefrancakes: May 27: Lydia, Playradioplay! May 30: Forgive Durden, You Me and Everyone We Know, Anarbor Okay, so who wants to go with me? I’ll go to the Ann Arbor one.
May 24th
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May 23rd
Sitting behind home plate at the tigers rockies game
May 23rd
May 23rd
Glee
I don’t know what to say, or what I was expecting when I watched the pilot episode of Glee on Hulu. What I got was a big taste of something awesome. I was seriously smiling the whole time, and I think I almost cried during the final scene. Almost. Why do we have to wait until the Fall for this show again?
May 21st
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caseyadam: Granta Paul Auster Interview. Speaks about his upcoming book ‘Invisible’ and the writing process. Paul Auster may be my favorite author currently.
May 20th
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DUDE.
May 20th
May 20th
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May 20th
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i wish we still had all the "Explore" stuff.
hobart: the directory is cool, but i liked the other stuff too, especially the map, cause i love stalkin. There’s no more map? Dang.
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 19th
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The song and the video. Both awesome.
May 19th
Correction.
I’d like to apologize to Artifice Mag for my last post, in which I promised them a submission. I even told them that I was “working on it.” This is not true. I don’t even have an idea for a submission, and to say that I was working on one would be fallacious at best. I hoped that by broadcasting my intentions my brain would break into song and my fingers would tap out some...
May 19th
Dear Artifice Mag.
I’m going to send you something. Working on it now. Get ready.
May 19th
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Granderson puts Tigers up 4 with a 3-run bomb. And I called it ON THE PITCH. #Tigers
May 17th
Anderson is faaast. 2 run triple, Tigers only down by 2.
May 17th
Battlestar didnt have it. Lesse what Miner has. A K! #tigers
May 17th
May 17th
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May 17th
May 17th
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May 17th
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Get happy!
May 16th
Hahaha.
My Tumblarity is 6!
May 16th
I signed my first book today. It was a weird experience, a milestone. Something I hope to be doing a lot more of in the future.
May 16th
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May 13th
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May 13th
Review!
The first review of Clayton’s Secret Notebook has appeared over at Lulu! http://www.lulu.com/content/paperback-book/claytons-secret-notebook/6961286 From the site. Kudos for Clayton’s Secret Notebook by Grant Martin Clayton’s Secret Notebook is a great alternative to your iPod for the plane, bus, subway, or anyplace that provides you with a small but significant chunk of free time....
May 13th
C/R Experiment.
Purpose: To discern the Chocolate to Raisin ratio (C/R) in two popular brands of chocolate-covered raisin. Hypothesis: Brachs’ chocolate-covered raisins have a higher C/R than do Raisinettes. Procedure: Step 1 - Take an equal mass of each sample, preferably a large mass. Something like two or three pounds. Step 2 -Melt the chocolate off of each sample, separating the chocolate and the...
May 12th
May 11th
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My arm has been asleep for the past three hours. Either I’m having a heart attack or it’s trying to get the rest of my body to follow it.
May 8th
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Dear Tumblarity:
I know you’re not a real thing, and writing a letter to you is like writing a letter to Tyler Durden, but I want to tell you some things about myself. First, I have 30 followers. Maybe ten of these followers actually read my blog. The rest have been inactive for more than three months. You should know this about me. Second, I graduated high school in 2005, and I’m graduating from MSU...
May 8th
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blakewhitman: Does everything have to be about popularity? Seriously. What is the deal?
May 8th
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I just got my book today - the quality is amazing! Buy one yourself - http://tinyurl.com/dj6rjr
May 8th
Dear GIFparty:
When you embed your images in text posts, I have to go to your Tumblr to see what they are, because they don’t show up on my dashboard like an image post would. This is probably your plan. Touché.
May 7th
Common knowledge - Van Gogh de-eared himself.... →
DON’T BELIEVE ME?! Well, I wasn’t there. So. I don’t really know.
May 7th
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Maine Only State To Legalize Gay Marijuana
Real Artificial News, inspired by actual headlines of actual events. - Not related to Real Artificial Blueberries.
May 6th
“I have a penchant for finding ways to insert the word ‘penchant,’...”
May 6th
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This looks sick.
May 4th
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May 4th
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May 3rd
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