May 2011
10 posts
Caroline Artin': Tonight I told a woman she was... →
carolinemartin:
Tonight I told a woman she was beautiful.
I’d had a few beers at Barcade, enough to make me honest, but not enough to make me stupid. I got down to the train just as it was arriving, felt like I was cool because I didn’t have to wait for it.
I sat down between a two people: one was a young black…
I'm scared. What if I have a puking in bowling...
Like, when I see other people do it.
Not like when I did it earlier tonight, myself. But I’m still worried.
Because I saw myself doing it in the mirror and…it moved.
//disregard this post unless it turns you on too
I Really Can't Accept This Promotion
These past four years at Big Round Pie Marketing and Sales have been great, Mr. Sperry. But I just can’t accept the promotion to General Manager of the Big Round Pie Marketing and Sales Softball Team, and I’ll tell you why. Unless you don’t want to know. Oh, okay. So. Four years ago you flew me in for an interview. Or, you thought you did. The man you flew in wasn’t me. And...
Just bought Fleet Foxes "Helplessness Blues" at...
When I slit the plastic open with my credit card, parts of the packaging fell off. That was a disappointment, but you know what they say! Things fall apart. Or was that the title of a book I didn’t read but was supposed to? Or maybe I read it but I wasn’t supposed to? Shrugmobile. All’s well that ends well. Shakespeare said that. Or he would have, if he’d known people were...
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Way Crushing
Triple, quadruple crushing. Like, who are these girls? Every day it seems like I’m spending with another one of my soul-mates. I’m like a jellyfish, and they’re like sharks. That are also responsible for whatever blood is in the water. They always get in the way though, when it comes to baseball and to securing future employment. When I was a kid girls didn’t talk to me....
Reasons Why This Video is Real
Having clicked upon a somewhat hidden (the font-size was smaller than the other font-sizes it might have been) link titled “Recapitation,” I was redirected off to a page wherein a nice robot had embedded a .mov for my convenience (as I had the Quicktime plugin installed - in fact, I have been installing Quicktime once or twice every month since the late 90’s, because that was...
