Here's what I dreamed just now. I cut my right middle finger off at the knuckle and replaced it with my left index finger, which I also cut off at the knuckle. The middle finger I put on backwards.
It could bend back and forward, and my whole hand started doing that. Then somehow I discovered a new way to type, in which a certain hand position and location would make a certain letter - I just had to learn which was which.
Also, Optimus Prime crash-landed into the movie theater where I was trying to watch some movie.
I hope it wasn’t Transformers 2, because I’d be ashamed if even my dream self thought that was worth paying money for.
